Aww crap.

Today, I drove past a shopping center. It was on Imperial and Beach. There was a man there pacing around, a woman loading groceries into her car, a gentleman walking his children into the Ralphs and a few people not loitering outside of quiznos. I lined up my imaginary scope with laser attachment to each of their heads and blew them to smitherines. Damn you Call of Duty. Damn you.